Happy hour (the office remix)

When I walk into the office, you can tell that I am exhausted
And these complementary coffees are only making me nauseous
I have too many bosses, I avoid them when I can
Walking through the cubicles is like a game of pac-man
When I'm at the copier sloppier than a copied document
It's obvious that my body still has a couple of shots in it
I miss college, back when it was possible
To sleep until whenever cuz going to class was optional
Now I got a pocket full of schedules and calendars
And hours full of meetings without the talent to balance them
So is it my fault, if I have my tie tied wrong
With a bunch of purple circles on my eye-balls
And even if I fall, all over the floor
She really goin' record that my performances are poor?
Cuz if I'm getting laid off, I'm taking some days off
Praying that them airplanes checks start to take off

I don't want to be here (rather be at happy hour)
I don't want to be here (rather be at happy hour)
I'm about to fall over
(I'm about to fall over)

It's been a long day (rather be at happy hour)
And I was up all night (rather be at happy hour)
And we're walking walking with our eyes closed
(Walking with our eyes closed)

Now I'm hiding in my cubicle, biting at my cuticles
Fighting off the window cuz the sight of it is beautiful
Not as beautiful as the cutie checking her messages
My confession is an obsession with the receptionist
Woah and I'm off the deep end cuz I'm on a roll
And you know that I'm creepin', something like, "so
Did you finish that memo over the weekend?"
"No it was too long" "oh thats what she said!"
So can we get, in my bed please
And know that I excel when I'm them spreadsheets
And I know you wanna smash, I can read all of the clues
Like the way I wanna smash every fax machine I use
That's a typical reaction, plus the fact that an
Ass that massive has a tractor beam attraction when it's passing
This is more than physical attraction
Cause if I was an e-mail, you would be my attachment

Disappointed with the position I've been appointed to
Cuz every powerpoint presentation I give is pointless
I find it funny how we dedicate all of our time and money
Just to find ways that we can save our money and time
I guess that happens a lot, this place reminds me of a twitter page
A hundred-something characters packed into a box
Yeah, we're all hoping to seem productive
Asking for a salary while we're actually doing nothing
So while you're constantly checking your comments and mail
Ask yourself why you think the u.s. Economy failed
But instead we're just staring ahead at the home page
Yo our generation is only digging its own grave
But if we all agree that we're letting the ship sink
The least we can do is hit up happy hour for a drink
And in the meantime, y'all are making me proud
Probably on kinetics' facebook page right now