All pretty girls are alcoholics

We're the guys who don't drink at your party
We're the guys who don't have any fun
Designated drivers no we arenty
Don't know why we even chose to come
It's not about being pratical.
It's not about compromie.
It's about doing what is right, not what you think is wise
Try and see things through my eyes
Drinking makes you think these things are funny
Without it you don't seem to have no fun
I think ta its really kind of sorry
The sad thing is you're not the only one
So justify your problem
It seems we have a problem
But you don't see a problem
And there's no such thing as an equal compromise
Try and see things through my eyes