Shake machine

Well, I've been workin' this same job for over three years
Waitin' for the moment to rise up above my peers
Well, now's the time, I'm gonna make my move
Climbin' up the ladder of success
'cause after fourteen rounds of interviews
And a full battery of tests

I'm movin' up to the shake machine
I'm movin' up to the shake machine
Keepin' the vanilla and the chocolate full
Keepin' the whole thing shiny and clean
I'm gettin' the eye from the fry machine guy
And the nugget man's turnin' green
'cause now I'm the King of Kool on the shake machine

Well, the boss man's put a whole lot of trust in me
Givin' me all o' this responsibility
Just lookit all the things I gotta do
I gotta make vanilla shakes
Then I gotta make some chocolate shakes
And more vanilla shakes

I'm movin' up to the shake machine
I'm movin' up to the shake machine
Keepin' the vanilla and the chocolate full
Keepin' the whole thing shiny and clean
I used to be the guy microwavin' the pies
But baby, I split that scene
'cause now I'm the King of Kool on the shake machine

Darlin', one day, if I work very hard
They'll put me on the register
I can talk to people, and say things like:
"HellomayItakeyourorder?"
"Sorrywe'reoutofthat"
"Uh…what?"

But for now I'm on the shake machine
I'm movin' up to the shake machine
Keepin' the vanilla and the chocolate full
Keepin' the whole thing shiny and clean
I'm the guy that you call I can handle it all
Unless you want strawberry
We only got chocolate and vanilla on the shake machine

I'm havin' a ball makin' large and small
And everything in between
I guess that's only medium on the shake machine

The girl at the grill saw my blenderin' skills
And now she is my Dairy Queen
And I'm her King of Kool on the shake machine

Shake, baby, shake
Shake, baby, shake
Shake, baby, shake
Shake it up, baby, on the shake machine