Lazy eye

When he looks at you
You can't tell what he sees
He looks straight ahead
But he's off by several degrees.
With his sunglasses on
You wouldn't notice most days
But when he's taking them off
He's looking two different ways

That's cause he's the man
The man with the lazy eye
Don't mess with the man
The man with the lazy eye.

The medical name
Is ambliopia
It's been to attributed to
An undeveloped cornea
He still has his licence
It don't impair his vision
He still has to wear glasses
But for a different condition

That's cause he's the man
The man with the lazy eye
Don't mess with the man
The man with the lazy eye.
Lazy Eye
Lazy Eye
Lazy Eye
Lazy Eye

Don't touch him in the privates