Rage of thrones

You got a new favourite show
Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show
Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show
Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show
It's called Game of Thrones

Well, I read the fucking books!
I said, I read the fucking books!

I read them years ago
So don't tell me bout Jon Snow
Cause I already know
I've got a signed copy of A Feast for Crows

Then a six year wait for A Dance With Dragons
A six year wait for A Dance With Dragons
I waited six fucking years for A Dance With Dragons
And now you jump on the fucking bandwagon

I read the fucking books!
I said I read the fucking books twice
Don't talk to me about spoilers
Winter has been coming for sixteen, fucking years

You motherfuckers!

His name is Joffrey not Geoffrey!
Get a fucking library card!
Or a Kindle!

What's wrong with you people
No one reads anymore
Your imagination is a fun place to explore
Go to a library or a fucking book store
Take it from me, you'll enjoy the book more

Harry Potter, the book was better
The Hunger Games, the book was better
The Lord of the Rings, the books were probably better
The Cat in the Hat, the book was better

And whilst I'm on the topic
What the fuck is with movies based on board games
Battleship: The Movie
D-9, I sunk your battleship
Movie over. Fuck off!

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of your imagination